Reasons to buy a snuggie blanket

Give your pet a snuggie!

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Buy 1 snuggie, get another pet snuggie free! Garfield and Odie can match
Or Snoopy and Spike!

Click the paw print to get your pet snuggies!

Visit our pals at the Pucca shop!

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Click here! for the Pucca Shop

Snuggie blankets are used by the military for camoflauge

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Leopard print snuggies and zebra print snuggies are used by special forces so they can blend in when invading foreign countries.

Dog lovers and their dogs can wear matching snuggies!

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With the advent of Snuggie for Dogs, now you and your prized pooch can be twins with matching snuggies! Your friends will be filled with envy...

See dead people in your snuggie

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If you can see dead people, like the kid on 6th sense, then you're all to familiar with the cold chill that enters the room. Fear the chill no more, because you will be wearing your snuggie blanket!

Keep up with the Joneses

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You failed to keep up with the Joneses when they bought the sham wow. And the slap-chop. The last time you kept up with the Joneses was the Ronco food dehydrator. Don't let another chance to stay cool slip through your fingers!

Watch local television evangelists while you stay warm in a snuggie

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You can watch the televangelists, you can put your hands on the screen and be healed!
And you'll stay toasty warm the whole time, brothers and sisters!

Wearing a snuggie is great for making friends while you watch the cartoon 'Making Friends'

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Watch "Making Friends" on Nickelodeon while you wear your snuggie. Wearing this awesome blanket will cause you to make friends effortlessly. You will no longer be the envy of your peers, you will be their trusted associate.

Watch David Letterman in your 'snuggy'

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View the late night talk show host David Letterman in your snuggie blanket. Laugh at him for wearing a suit. If he were truly a comedic genius, the genius part of him would know the benefit of wearing a snuggie blanket on his show.

Take this awesome creation on vacation with you

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You can enjoy warmth and comfort at the hotel, in the car, in the RV,
or even at Disneyland, the happiest place on earth!

Trying to do homework with cold arms, what is wrong with me!

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I've been sitting here at my computer for an hour
and thinking about how cold my arms are
What a dork I am for not grabbing my snuggie earlier

You know that constant fear that is always in the back of your head?

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Yeah, that constant, nagging, incessant fear? The little voice telling you that you're not good enough, you can't win, you will always fail at everything?

Guess what?

Wear a snuggie and... that voice...?

Gone.

Play checkers or chess and win because you're warmer

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You can focus on the board
and the pieces
instead of your COLD ARMS
if you play wearing a snuggie.
It's scientifically proven.

If you buy a snuggie, you can read Harry Potter in style

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Read Harry Potter in your snuggie blanket
All cozy and warm
There will be no Voldemort
No Draco Malfoy
No Belatrix LeStrange
For you are the grandest wizard of all
The Wizard of Snuggie

Get a snuggie to save money

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If you get a snuggie blanket, you can save energy and money.
Snuggie helps you GO GREEN!

You can buy a slanket if you don't like snuggie

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Snuggie isn't your only option. You can also buy a SLANKET or any other alternative.
However,

Don't you agree that Snuggie is the coolest?
Be cool, man. Be cool.

Big time reporters wear snuggie blankets. You can too!

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See Matt Lauer, big time NBC news anchor, wearing a snuggie blanket!
You should buy a snuggie so you can be like this big time news professional and his big time professional colleagues!
Snuggie will make you successful!

Buy a snuggie because the pretty lady said so!

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if you buy snuggie blankets you might get a free book light

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Then you can read your books in the dark
with warm arms
and hot cocoa
and a hot tv
and you will be victorious
you will vanquish your enemies
and your snuggie blanket will change your life

Studies have shown

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Studies have shown that if you wear a snuggie blanket while eating ice cream, you are less likely to get a brain freeze. You should buy a snuggie to keep your brain warm.

If you get a snuggie blanket you can color in a coloring book

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Buy a snuggie fleece blanket and you can color in your favorite coloring or activity book and your wrists will stay toasty warm like a toaster oven. If that isn't revolutionary, I don't know what is.

Buy a snuggie blanket with sleeves so you can drink hot cocoa

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If you wear a snuggie blanket you can sip hot cocoa and your arms will stay cozy and toasty warm. snuggie basically rules.

use a snuggie so you can eat a corn dog when you're cold

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Eat a corn dog with ketchup, mustard, or relish. You don't have to worry about getting cold arms with the snuggie. Snuggie makes life worth living again!

Reason to buy a snuggie: answer the phone without being stuck

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With a snuggie blanket you can answer the phone in time, even if you're all wrapped up. Totally boss.

Another reason: I can type this blog post while wearing my snuggie blanket

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What other blanket gives you the freedom to BLOG, TWEET, FACEBOOK, CHAT, IM, or other internet activites?

Buy a snuggie blanket and tweet away on twitter.

How many reasons do you need to buy a snuggie fleece blanket?

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I'll give you one good reason: Obi-Wan Kenobi always looked super cool in his snuggie blanket.