If you can see dead people, like the kid on 6th sense, then you're all to familiar with the cold chill that enters the room. Fear the chill no more, because you will be wearing your snuggie blanket!
You failed to keep up with the Joneses when they bought the sham wow. And the slap-chop. The last time you kept up with the Joneses was the Ronco food dehydrator. Don't let another chance to stay cool slip through your fingers!
You can watch the televangelists, you can put your hands on the screen and be healed! And you'll stay toasty warm the whole time, brothers and sisters!
Watch "Making Friends" on Nickelodeon while you wear your snuggie. Wearing this awesome blanket will cause you to make friends effortlessly. You will no longer be the envy of your peers, you will be their trusted associate.