Take this awesome creation on vacation with you

You can enjoy warmth and comfort at the hotel, in the car, in the RV,
or even at Disneyland, the happiest place on earth!

Trying to do homework with cold arms, what is wrong with me!

I've been sitting here at my computer for an hour
and thinking about how cold my arms are
What a dork I am for not grabbing my snuggie earlier

You know that constant fear that is always in the back of your head?

Yeah, that constant, nagging, incessant fear? The little voice telling you that you're not good enough, you can't win, you will always fail at everything?

Guess what?

Wear a snuggie and... that voice...?

Gone.

Play checkers or chess and win because you're warmer

You can focus on the board
and the pieces
instead of your COLD ARMS
if you play wearing a snuggie.
It's scientifically proven.

If you buy a snuggie, you can read Harry Potter in style

Read Harry Potter in your snuggie blanket
All cozy and warm
There will be no Voldemort
No Draco Malfoy
No Belatrix LeStrange
For you are the grandest wizard of all
The Wizard of Snuggie

Get a snuggie to save money

If you get a snuggie blanket, you can save energy and money.
Snuggie helps you GO GREEN!

You can buy a slanket if you don't like snuggie

Snuggie isn't your only option. You can also buy a SLANKET or any other alternative.
However,

Don't you agree that Snuggie is the coolest?
Be cool, man. Be cool.