Take this awesome creation on vacation with you

You can enjoy warmth and comfort at the hotel, in the car, in the RV,
or even at Disneyland, the happiest place on earth!

Trying to do homework with cold arms, what is wrong with me!

I've been sitting here at my computer for an hour
and thinking about how cold my arms are
What a dork I am for not grabbing my snuggie earlier

You know that constant fear that is always in the back of your head?

Yeah, that constant, nagging, incessant fear? The little voice telling you that you're not good enough, you can't win, you will always fail at everything?

Guess what?

Wear a snuggie and... that voice...?

Gone.

Play checkers or chess and win because you're warmer

You can focus on the board
and the pieces
instead of your COLD ARMS
if you play wearing a snuggie.
It's scientifically proven.

If you buy a snuggie, you can read Harry Potter in style

Read Harry Potter in your snuggie blanket
All cozy and warm
There will be no Voldemort
No Draco Malfoy
No Belatrix LeStrange
For you are the grandest wizard of all
The Wizard of Snuggie

Get a snuggie to save money

If you get a snuggie blanket, you can save energy and money.
Snuggie helps you GO GREEN!

You can buy a slanket if you don't like snuggie

Snuggie isn't your only option. You can also buy a SLANKET or any other alternative.
However,

Don't you agree that Snuggie is the coolest?
Be cool, man. Be cool.

Big time reporters wear snuggie blankets. You can too!

See Matt Lauer, big time NBC news anchor, wearing a snuggie blanket!
You should buy a snuggie so you can be like this big time news professional and his big time professional colleagues!
Snuggie will make you successful!

Buy a snuggie because the pretty lady said so!

if you buy snuggie blankets you might get a free book light

Then you can read your books in the dark
with warm arms
and hot cocoa
and a hot tv
and you will be victorious
you will vanquish your enemies
and your snuggie blanket will change your life

Studies have shown

Studies have shown that if you wear a snuggie blanket while eating ice cream, you are less likely to get a brain freeze. You should buy a snuggie to keep your brain warm.

If you get a snuggie blanket you can color in a coloring book

Buy a snuggie fleece blanket and you can color in your favorite coloring or activity book and your wrists will stay toasty warm like a toaster oven. If that isn't revolutionary, I don't know what is.

Buy a snuggie blanket with sleeves so you can drink hot cocoa

If you wear a snuggie blanket you can sip hot cocoa and your arms will stay cozy and toasty warm. snuggie basically rules.