Thursday, February 9, 2012

TARDIS time travel never felt so good

The Doctor always wears a snuggie blanket when he travels through time. I should know, I just got back from a whirlwind adventure through the time vortex. He was a little off on the return, which is why it appears i was gone for three years (it was actually 3 days). But my arms were so warm I forgot I was wearing a vortex manipulator.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Give your pet a snuggie!

Buy 1 snuggie, get another pet snuggie free! Garfield and Odie can match
Or Snoopy and Spike!

Click the paw print to get your pet snuggies!

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Monday, November 2, 2009

Snuggie blankets are used by the military for camoflauge

Leopard print snuggies and zebra print snuggies are used by special forces so they can blend in when invading foreign countries.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Dog lovers and their dogs can wear matching snuggies!

With the advent of Snuggie for Dogs, now you and your prized pooch can be twins with matching snuggies! Your friends will be filled with envy...

Friday, August 7, 2009

See dead people in your snuggie

If you can see dead people, like the kid on 6th sense, then you're all to familiar with the cold chill that enters the room. Fear the chill no more, because you will be wearing your snuggie blanket!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Keep up with the Joneses

You failed to keep up with the Joneses when they bought the sham wow. And the slap-chop. The last time you kept up with the Joneses was the Ronco food dehydrator. Don't let another chance to stay cool slip through your fingers!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Watch local television evangelists while you stay warm in a snuggie

You can watch the televangelists, you can put your hands on the screen and be healed!
And you'll stay toasty warm the whole time, brothers and sisters!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Wearing a snuggie is great for making friends while you watch the cartoon 'Making Friends'

Watch "Making Friends" on Nickelodeon while you wear your snuggie. Wearing this awesome blanket will cause you to make friends effortlessly. You will no longer be the envy of your peers, you will be their trusted associate.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Watch David Letterman in your 'snuggy'

View the late night talk show host David Letterman in your snuggie blanket. Laugh at him for wearing a suit. If he were truly a comedic genius, the genius part of him would know the benefit of wearing a snuggie blanket on his show.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Take this awesome creation on vacation with you

You can enjoy warmth and comfort at the hotel, in the car, in the RV,
or even at Disneyland, the happiest place on earth!

Friday, February 20, 2009

Trying to do homework with cold arms, what is wrong with me!

I've been sitting here at my computer for an hour
and thinking about how cold my arms are
What a dork I am for not grabbing my snuggie earlier

Friday, February 13, 2009

You know that constant fear that is always in the back of your head?

Yeah, that constant, nagging, incessant fear? The little voice telling you that you're not good enough, you can't win, you will always fail at everything?

Guess what?

Wear a snuggie and... that voice...?

Gone.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Play checkers or chess and win because you're warmer

You can focus on the board
and the pieces
instead of your COLD ARMS
if you play wearing a snuggie.
It's scientifically proven.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

If you buy a snuggie, you can read Harry Potter in style

Read Harry Potter in your snuggie blanket
All cozy and warm
There will be no Voldemort
No Draco Malfoy
No Belatrix LeStrange
For you are the grandest wizard of all
The Wizard of Snuggie

Monday, February 9, 2009

Get a snuggie to save money

If you get a snuggie blanket, you can save energy and money.
Snuggie helps you GO GREEN!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

You can buy a slanket if you don't like snuggie

Snuggie isn't your only option. You can also buy a SLANKET or any other alternative.
However,

Don't you agree that Snuggie is the coolest?
Be cool, man. Be cool.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Big time reporters wear snuggie blankets. You can too!

See Matt Lauer, big time NBC news anchor, wearing a snuggie blanket!
You should buy a snuggie so you can be like this big time news professional and his big time professional colleagues!
Snuggie will make you successful!

Buy a snuggie because the pretty lady said so!

if you buy snuggie blankets you might get a free book light

Then you can read your books in the dark
with warm arms
and hot cocoa
and a hot tv
and you will be victorious
you will vanquish your enemies
and your snuggie blanket will change your life